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Joke of the Day
"Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place? It's where all the pricks hang out."
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"In a doggy style gang bang, do you call the woman ""dogging station""?"
"What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire? Udder destruction!"
"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."
"Knock Knock..... Whos there?? 9x11 9x11 Who?? 9x11 paper fight... I came up with this is a fit of insanity from sleep deprivation, so just laugh at it."
"Three really fat girls were cramped under one umbrella. Why didn't any of them get wet? It wasn't raining."
"COP: So what happened? ME: He stole my watch & ran away down the road COP: Can you describe it? ME: It's like a big path that cars drive on"
"How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"And on the 8th day, God created atheists and said, ""Oh man, you're not gonna believe this."""
"Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!"