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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug."
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"Sex makes your day, but anal makes you hole weak.."
"STOP EDITING YOUR PICS, what if you go missing? How tf can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Instagram but Waka Flocka in real life?"
"if we know your religion, stance on gun control & how many kids you have just by looking at your car, you have way too many bumper stickers"
"Baby needs a costume? Wrap it in tin foil. Baked potato. Next question."
"Foal me once, I have a baby horse. Foal me twice, no one needs this many baby horses. Foal me thrice, please stop. I have no room for them."
"Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!"
"BREAKING NEWS: New iPad Will Do Same Sh*t other iPads Already Do!"
"What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri? A shot in the dark."
"What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !"