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Joke of the Day

"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."

"A hot girl texted me ""Come over, no one's home"" So i went over... And no one's home"

"What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add ""er"" to short and it becomes shorter."

"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."

"A naked jew with an erection ran into a wall He broke his nose"

"What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !"

"Why did the guitarist get life in prison? He fingered a minor."

"Doctor Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!"

"Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the *p* is silent"