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Joke of the Day

"Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug."

"I like my women how i like my Little Ceasars Pizza... Hot and Ready for only $5."

"So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones"

"Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan."

"Broke my make-up mirror this morning. I thought people would say 7 yrs of bad luck but mostly it's been, ""Your eyeliner is really crooked."""

"Did you read the book ""The History of Glue""? I couldn't put it down!"

"Jesus loves everyone. Except manicurists. He always hated having his nails done."

"I can sneak in an Uptown Funk reference here. Don't believe me? Just watch."

"Fine! I do actually believe in a higher being.. His name is Jonathan and he's about 5 inches higher than me. That bastard."

"Wiki Hi this is a wiki I work on. I need help to expand it. It is a satirical humour based wiki. Someone any one please help me."