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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!"
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"I was going to make a joke about a carp that had hands But it was too metacarpal."
"Politically correct joke"
"BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession."
"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."
"When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!"
"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."
"You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards."
"Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up."
"What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire? Bernadette"