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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 types of people in the world: Thise who think they are superior to everyone else And inferior people"

"I think the little ledges in front of windows are silly."

"Has your mom ever caught you masturbating in the closet? Great hiding spot, isn't it?"

"What do you call a small dog that can store food? Pupperware"

"My dog took his raw food upstairs and ate it in my bed. How's your night going?"

"I have a Love/hate relationship with slashes..."

"2 little boys are arguing About whose dad has a better job. First says ""mines a Dr."" second says "" well mines a lawyer"" first says in disbelief "" honest? "" second says "" naw the usual kind"""

"A hunter brings a bear into his own home. His friend asks if he's crazy, and the hunter responds ""Just bear with me"""

"Dear Stephanie on Facebook, I do not care that you are watching The Breakfast Club. I only want to know what channel it's on."

"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."