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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 types of people in the world: Thise who think they are superior to everyone else And inferior people"

"""This sausage is the best!"" She said ""No,"" replied the German, ""it is the wurst!"""

"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."

"Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea? Because he believed that all proper tea was theft."

"After sex, a girl once told me I had a small penis. She was cool, though. She never told any of her friends... She never told anyone. Anything. Ever. Again."

"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"What do you get if you cross a rhino with an elephant? I don't know but it's not relevant."

"You heard what Pedro the weatherman reported? Chili today, hot tamale"

"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? it goes back 4 seconds"

"Why does Cuba not have any casinos? They Havana no money to spend."