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Joke of the Day
"Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug? White powder!"
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"First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory."
"""I'm a very private person"" - people who are on back to back reality shows"
"When my grandad was 75 he started walking 5 miles a day. He's 80 now and no one knows where the hell he is!"
"Steve Jobs will be back He's an Android afterall."
"What's the definition of irony? An incongruity between expectation and result."
"If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump"
"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""
"What do drunk female pirates like to give up? DA BOOTY!"
"If I had a dollar every time a girl hit on me... I would still be poor"