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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they have driving classes and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels get tired."

"Do you speak sign language? No, we sign it."

"The one good thing about Hitler? He killed Hitler."

"Im on a sea food diet if I seafood I eat it."

"I hate it when people can't make a good sausage its the wurst"

"Stars! They're just like us! Gaseous and dying"

"Her: Something's changed in here. Me: I put a new bulb in. Her: Well it's not very bright Bulb: Okay wow I'm like right here."

"I was on a date and my credit card got declined. Her credit card got declined too. Then I knew I was in love."

"""It's been months since I got laid."" - Baby chickens"

"""Describe yourself in 4 words."" Bad at counting."