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Joke of the Day
"Paul walkers new movie.. The flat and the furious."
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"Apparently the Brexit is inspiring other countries to hold their own referenda, and could lead to the breakup of the EU. Could this be The Final Countdown for Europe?"
"I should marry my neighbor. She doesn't live with me, we never speak, and we see each other naked all the time."
"My dad used to say ""fight fire with fire"" I guess that explains why he got thrown out of the fire brigade"
"Told my dad I had sex with a girl who had HIV. He asked if I was positive."
"What does a Jewish man attacking Pearl Harbour say? Torah! Torah! Torah!"
"My 4 year old and I are having an argument. I'm telling him that he is making me late for work and he's telling me that he is Batman."
"*maintains eye contact while checking 'Dating Librarians For Dummies' out from the library."
"Another reason I find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth."
"Yo mama's so fat... ... that if you walk too close to her, you'll go into orbit."