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Joke of the Day
"""Describe yourself in 4 words."" Bad at counting."
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"A baby Seal A baby seal walks into a club."
"I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house."
"I opened the door for an old lady today... A few people stared when they seen me jump in front of her and just stand there to activate the automatic door though."
"The inventor of Gogurt has died. He would like you to open his urn along the dotted line and splatter half the ashes all over your shirt."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic guy playing Bingo? When he filled in a row, he yelled, ""BOING!"""
"What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake... not MY fault"
"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""
"What do you call a good looking canyon? Gorge-ous"
"Looks like Erdogan had to quit... ...cold Turkey. [](/rimshot)"