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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's penis"
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"In soviet Russia, shop boys pet you! You're welcome."
"Why can't the two melons get married? I don't know but they cantaloupe."
"The four states of matter: Solid Liquid Gas Black"
"""Pff, I liked bread before it was sliced."" - Hipster baker."
"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"
"What do you call a dog in a submarine? A subwoofer"
"What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part"
"So George Harrison's song, ""Isn't It A Pity?"" came on the radio... ...and I said, with all sincerity, ""Awesome! Isn't it a pity?!"""
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution."