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Joke of the Day

"A guy with a rock on his head hit someone and was charged with basalt and hattery."

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful."

"Womens are crazy And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"My girlfriend told me that she had slept with 144 people before me. Now that's just gross."

"What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !"

"Listen, you should really give your mother a call. She's concerned that ""the haters"" in her Zumba class are organizing and gaining power."

"I asked a coworker if she liked Mila Kunis. She said yes and all the better if I call her a whore afterwards. Then I saw her hearing aid."

"Can Bernie Sanders recover? From his devastating win in Michigan?"

"Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike"

"estoy embarazada - Mi amor, estoy embarazada. Que te gustaria que fuera? - Una broma?."