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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a fish store ... and says: ""Whats up girls""."
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"Kevin Ware's leg Unfortunately Kevin Ware and his leg did not display the same structure and elasticity as his brother Tupper"
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"What's all white and can't fly? Harrison Ford"
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