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Joke of the Day
"Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads? They're always cutting lines"
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"Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns? Because when he was young, the Joker's father said ""Let's put a simile on that face!"""
"I was walking through... I was walking through a graveyard on my way to work earlier when I saw a man crouched beside a headstone. ""Morning"" I said, he goes ""nah, just having a shit."""
"Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave"
"Totally going to buy a tiny pet crow for myself. Gonna call it Micro."
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68, because if you go 69 you'll flip over and eat it."
"Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!"
"What do you call a woman with one nipple? Titty Wap."
"Being left-handed is unacceptable. It's just not right...."
"I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing"