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Joke of the Day

"The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face."

"""What's math?"" - people who give 110%"

"Dude, she just liked my status, she totally wants me."

"The difference between Jam and Marmalade [NSFW] Q: What is the difference between jam and marmalade? A: I can't marmalade my dick down your throat."

"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."

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"My girl told me that she has daddy issues... So i left for a pack of smokes and never came back."

"Yesterday it was so hot that my gun started overheating. It was sweating bullets."

"What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection? They break their nose!"

"I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires."