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Joke of the Day

"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."

"Marijuana was a big problem in Auschwitz. Jews would go there just to get baked."

"What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail? Treeson"

"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall. Dam..."

"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because the didn't have the guts to do it."

"Ice skaters... ...do it on the slide, if you know what I mean"

"how much onion does dad use in his bolognese? shallot"

"What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or ""That'll do pig, that'll do."" I have heard it both ways."

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.... and Michael Jackson liked to molest little boys."

"I just started watching a documentary about Abu Hamza... I'm hooked!"