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Joke of the Day

"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."

"My doctor told me that I have to stop masturbating! Because otherwise he can't do his medical examination."

"I have sex daily I mean dyslexia. Fuck."

"Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz? He took her for granite."

"All of Jesus' disciples were big and muscular Because Jesus was their whey"

"How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big ""W"" embroidered on her pyjamas !"

"Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I'll be just fine."

"What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11"

"Johnny wants to go bathroom Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!"

"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"