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Joke of the Day
"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not many of them know how to dance."
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"Why is the algorithms lecturer so fat? Because he always minimises the running time."
"For some people, blood on the toothbrush is a sign of gum disease.... ...But for me it's a sign of a healthy abortion."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I have no clue how they got in there."
"Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter."
"It's not you.. It's me. And my inability to tolerate you any longer."
"Just once I'd like to make it through a game of mini golf without having to smash someone's windshield out with the putter"
"""Hey buddy, you wanna buy a harmonica?"" I opened my coat and got hit by a gust of wind, making the worst sound in the world"
"Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ""concentrate""! "
"Oh man what's it called when you keep doing the same thing over & over but keep getting the same result? Oh yeah, I'm a serial killer."