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Joke of the Day

"If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes."

"From my girlfriend's boss: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common? The Right Hand Rule."

"Pickup lines in /r/jokes? Stahp."

"Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats."

"What did one ameoba say to the other ameoba? Go fuck yourself."

"I'll get you wetter than a Scottish summer."

"What do you call a boxing on a slackline? Punchline."

"I just watched Meet the Parents again And if I was Gay I would have been outta there"

"Did you hear about the guy that fell in love with his bag? Turns out he's bi-satchel"