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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: ""Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"""
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"What's the most popular religion for addicts? the Crystal Methodists"
"When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.?"
"I like my women like I like my presidents... Dead and illicit."
"july 4th is my favorite holiday bc i can practice my Friends theme claps every time a firework explodes without anyone noticing"
"You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows."
"Subway kid: Would you like your sandwich toasted? Me: No, I'm toasted enough for both us. In fact I'm kind of hoping it can drive me home."
"I've opened a restaurant called 'Karma'... There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."
"""Nobody wants to hear about pooping"" Actually Mom, I think you'll find that there's an entire social network dedicated to proving you wrong."
"My girlfriend doesn't believe in sex before marriage. So I showed .... My girlfriend doesn't believe in sex before marriage. So I showed her some of my old home movies to prove it was real."