201980
Joke of the Day
"Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi"
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"The mayor of Baltimore"
"5yo: ""Dad we don't have a chimney. How will Santa get in?"" Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what? Me: what?"
"Monica Lewinsky turns 39!! They grow up so fast...seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees puting everything in her mouth!!!"
"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"
"[if Lois Lane was a witness] Criminal: *puts on glasses* Lois Lane: I'm sorry, I've never seen this man before."
"I wish I were Adam. For if I cracked a joke, nobody would say, ""I've heard that before."""
"After sex, my wife told me I deserve a Gold Medal for my performance, for breaking Usain Bolt's record and finishing under 10 seconds."
"I came out of the closet today... And I'm currently enjoying the wonderful world of Narnia!"
"For Halloween I'm giving out razor blades with candy in them. These kids'll be shaving away and then BAM - nougat everywhere."