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Joke of the Day
"I don't have Great Expectations for my son. But I got him the other 13 Dicken's Books."
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"High-Speed Rail in the US."
"What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office"
"Did you hear the guy who invented predictive text has died? His funfair will be held on a sundial. Funfair* Funfair* For ducks sake..."
"Do you want to 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."
"I made a Freudian slip at the dinner table the other night.. I meant to say to my mother-in-law ""Could you please pass the potatoes?"" But instead I said ""You stupid cow, you have ruined my life."""
"Heard rumors that a coworker slept her way to a promotion. Damn, if the bosses only saw how much I sleep at my desk I'd own this place."
"My mate asked why I've got a Neo costume in my closet; so I told him about the time his sister said she'd only give it up for 'the one'..."
"A man and a little boy walk into the woods... the little boy says, ""It sure is dark and scary!"" The man looks at the boy and says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."