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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget mexican? A paragraph since he isn't a full essay"

"Jokes What is a good bee joke"

"First Rule of *Always Right* Club--No Men Allowed"

"If you want to work with livestock, you better know your farm animals, kid! A kid is a baby goat.. That's the joke..."

"Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview."

"Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful"

"What is the difference between a small vagina and a douchey midget? One is a runty cunt and the other is a cunty runt."

"""A bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says ""That'll be 80p [ATP]!"""

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3"

"Dyslexic, but I have a cunning stunt."