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Joke of the Day

"Jokes What is a good bee joke"

"The Sad Life A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"I told my dad I had diarrhea He said don't worry son it runs in your jeans"

"What's the final product Steve Jobs released? The iDied"

"What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles? Electricity."

"How did the mathematician get rid of his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long."

"Awkward That awkward when you read ""moment"" even though it wasn't there."

"Did you hear about the party thief? I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake."

"Cop1:did u hear about the kidnapping? Cop2: should we go help? Cop1: No it's ok he woke up. This fall on CBS ""Good Cop, Dad Cop"""