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Joke of the Day
"Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister? Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer."
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"Once you've had black, you might never go back but.. Everything taste better on a cracker."
"A man with OCD and a man with ADHD walk into a bar... Everything explodes."
"I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison."
"Turns out you have to *tell* a guy you're going out, otherwise you just end up standing on his doorstep wondering why he's in his sweats."
"TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins. Well it is side-splitting."
"What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."
"Just took my girlfriend to the movies and now I'm $10,000 in debt."
"What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling? Gee, I'm a tree."
"Getting a college degree is just like buying a new car Its value is cut in half as soon as you leave the property with it."