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Joke of the Day
"I told my friend she drew her eye brows on too high... She looked surprised."
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"Actual Critic Armani blazer: 20k Gucci shoes: 15k Tag Heuer watch: 50k Friend meets you and says ""Looking Idiot"" - Priceless"
"What do you call a deer with big eyes? A big-eye deer!"
"Why are the noses of Jewish people so big? Because air is free."
"What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake? Torte"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?.....wiped his ass"
"As a feminist who's fairly critical of her own movement, this made me laugh: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That's not funny."
"Ronda Rousey Acting"
"I asked my pusher for something to burn that would get me stoned. He gave me the Koran."
"I wonder what chairs think about all day... Oh, here comes another asshole."