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Joke of the Day
"I wonder what chairs think about all day... Oh, here comes another asshole."
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"I dunked on my brother one summer, like, 20 yrs ago, on the adjustable hoop in the driveway, & I still think about it roughly twice a week."
"When Catwoman gets older, does she become Cougarwoman?"
"I will love you 'til the end of time, or until my blood alcohol level normalizes, whichever comes first."
"A lesbian friend of mine corrected a misconception that I had.... I had told her that I assumed the majority of lesbians engaged in Fisting. Turns out, it's only a handful..."
"Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo"
"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 19 . Got a problem with that?"
"Granny Porn Having a Granny Porn fetish must be awesome. The best days of you and your wife's sex life are always ahead of you."
"Everyone: Why don't you have kids? *points to dead cactus*"
"Treat your woman like a princess. Spice up your relationship & have her kidnapped. Then do mushrooms & swim through the sewers to find her."