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Joke of the Day
"What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake? Torte"
Next Joke
"Angry Birds? Hmmph. In my day we had real entertainment. For instance, have you seen the classic film ""The Birds?"" It's about Angry Birds."
"coming to theaters soon: Dawn of the Rise of the Dawn of the Planet of the Rise of the Rise of the Dawn of the Apes"
"Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists."
"Email subject line: ""Your invited."" Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e."
"Music Joke Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because he is Haydn."
"Her: The laundry pods are missing! Me: Oh really? H: Did you eat them again? M: Absolutely not *burps bubbles* why? H: JUST CALL IT A HUNCH!"
"I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can."
"I met a girl with 12 boobs once... sounds funny dozen tit."
"Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter."