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Joke of the Day
"I asked my pusher for something to burn that would get me stoned. He gave me the Koran."
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"[At Fancy Restaurant] Her: I'll have the oxtail topped with quail egg. Him: Gimme a steak. Her: *glares Him: Uhh, topped with a Cadbury?"
"Why do dwarves laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls."
"What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl? ""Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy"""
"Who brew in the jewish house down the street? Hebrew."
"What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!"
"I used to date a chick liked it when I made her angry while we were in bed. She was into hardcore scorn."
"What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm."
"How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall? Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!"
"I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you."