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Joke of the Day
"Give me your best pun and I will put them in the despiption."
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"Me: Mozart was a great composer, but now that he's dead he's a great Wife: I swear to God I'll divorce you Me: *through tears* Decomposer."
"You are what you eat... ...said one squirrel to another. The other said in disbelief, ""You're nuts."""
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They always take the green cards"
"I need to do laundry so bad I'm actually wearing Christmas stockings"
"""A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."" Ayn Rand Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation slave owner."
"Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon."
"I wonder what people who type ""u"" instead of ""you"" do with all their free time?"
"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."
"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"