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Joke of the Day

"The longest joke in the world. [Worth it.] (http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com)"

"CENTAUR: My dad slept with a horse MINOTAUR: My mum slept with a bull PIGOTAUR: My dad was Prime Minister."

"I was riding my Vespa and nearly got hit by a Prius, that would have gone down in history as the gayest wreck EVER."

"The great fire of London in 1666 started after dropping my mixtape too hard."

"Did you know Lysol kills 99.9% of germs & my toothpaste has tartar control? You would too if you sat in my bathroom without your phone."

"New Slogan for the Pro Choice Organization Cut out the middle man. Literally."

"This Joke is so Top Secret... Iii iiiiiiiii ii Iiii Iiii Ii Ii Ii III. The punchline is Eyes Only"

"Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night? They found him dead the next day in his teepee"

"Did you hear about the Indian guy who opened up a grocery store? He called I New Deli."

"Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out."