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Joke of the Day
"An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme Fortunately, it was foiled."
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"I'd rather keep thinking there are punctuation errors in everything I read than clean my monitor."
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"I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, ""You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on""... I responded, ""You're pulling my leg."""
"I hate it when you gain 10 pounds for a role... And then remember that you're not an actor."