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Joke of the Day

"End a boring conversation by opening an umbrella in their face"

"What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything? 9/12"

"How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test? Hmm?"

"Why did Yellow divorce Green? Because Green blue Indigo."

"Did you hear? They're making the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey into a romantic comedy. It's going to be called ""50 Hues of Gray""."

"90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming."

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy."

"A bird in hand may be worth two in a bush, but a nut in a bush is worth two in a hand."

"Your gene pool could use a little chlorine."

"What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk? *Legen-dairy*"