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Joke of the Day
"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"
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"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has a hook hand..."
"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel."
"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."
"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"
"Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"
"Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it."
"A woman walks into a bar Oh, I just wanted to say ""a woman walks into a bar"" because the jokes always start with ""a man walks into a bar""."
"What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !"
"Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."