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Joke of the Day
"How do rednecks know when their sister is on her period? Their dad's dick tastes like blood."
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"I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don't talk to me about dedication!"
"What's hairy and has five fingers? A thalidomide's armpit"
"What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing? They have an engineering degree."
"My dogs are barking a lot lately but I think it is because their performance appraisals are coming up"
"Did you hear about that guy who had his penis enlarged? He's much cockier now."
"What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook? ""Most likely to Secede"""
"We used have Empires ruled by Emperors. Then We used have kingdom ruled by kings. Now We live in ... And We are about elect Hilary"
"Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede."
"As a child I had difficulty putting things down It's a habit I can't seem to let go."