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Joke of the Day
"What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook? ""Most likely to Secede"""
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"Make sure you your hands if you shit your pants Atleast be sanitary"
"It's incredible how many movies and tv-shows use Sandstorm by Darude in their soundtracks. YouTube commenters have been surprisingly helpful sourcing this information."
"Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."
"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"
"If she's naming your wedding album on facebook ""wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!"" she's too young for you bro."
"An Asian man's wife died He couldn't bereave it."
"Me: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. Friend: OMg!"
"At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve."
"The developers of Apple Maps first big mistake was not calling it Mapples."