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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dad butt? Dat ass"
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"Her: I like your hair. Did you get it cut? Me: I washed it Her: but it looks really different Me: yeah I used water this time"
"You know what I call it when cute girls cut themselves? Damaged goods, damaging the goods."
"When do we need airplane noises? NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW"
"Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway."
"I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception."
"Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds? Because there are twenty of them."
"Putting clothes on an animal is like putting on an overcoat over your overcoat."
"So confused right now, don't know whether to join a gym or buy Photoshop."
"Barista: Name? Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink* *Time passes* Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar"