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Joke of the Day

"I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception."

"Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok choose a corner."

"two kinds of people There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"Why does no one care that space is a vacuum? Oh it doesn't really matter."

"It's a real shame Friday doesn't come as quick as I do"

"I was really disappointed when I watched the films Shaft, XXX, X-Men, In To Deep, Snatch, The Box, Free Willy. None of them were what I expected..."

"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"

"X/y If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner were to go missing, would they put his/her picture on a half n half carton?"

"Q: Why was the chicken happy? A: Everything was eggcellent."

"Person asked me If I wanted to have a threesome I said no thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents."