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Joke of the Day
"I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception."
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"A fool proof way to never feel lonely. If you're ever feeling lonely, watch a horror movie. You won't feel alone anymore."
"I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order."
"What do you call a pokemon with a venereal disease? A PENISSAUR!"
"Failure is not an optionit comes bundled with the software."
"Two penguins were sitting in bathtub... The first penguin says to the second penguin ""Hey, could you pass me the soap?"" The second penguin says ""What do I look like, *a radio?*"
"Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!"
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"
"What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...? ... A smile !"
"If you think your job is meaningless remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights"