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Joke of the Day
"I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception."
Next Joke
"Isn't America great! People shouting USA! At sporting events or after a disaster and we bond together. Or at home depot where its like I'll take you essay and you essay and you essay over there."
"Guys, please don't judge someone based on stuff they wrote themselves in a public forum meant to reach the widest possible audience."
"People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman."
"Wanna see new features on your TV that you never knew existed? Let a baby play with the remote for about 12 seconds."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"
"""I got this."" Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained."
"I like my women like I like my wings Covered in BBQ sauce"
"I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress."
"Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, ""Help! That tornado can't swim!"""