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Joke of the Day
"Barista: Name? Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink* *Time passes* Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar"
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"After triplet sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died and two survived. The other was charged with murder. But now she's all ... tied up in the other two's finances!"
"I was helping a Spanish guy load things in his car and he kept calling me names every time I did something nice. Everytime I helped him he called me a grassy-ass."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One. One to bitch about it so a white knight will do it for her."
"Whats black,white,black,white,black,white,red? A nun falling down the stairs on her period."
"Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical."
"Since Trump got elected 2.5 million Americans want to leave the country That's 2.5 million jobs he's already made!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"
"""GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"" ""Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad bring it in"""
"Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away."