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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of Brendan Dassey's favorite band? The Yeah Yeah Yeahs."
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"My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder Dad always said he'd accomplice something."
"I wish that regular church goers would stay home at Easter so that those of us who only come once a year can get in the building."
"Go on vacation in Poland... ...your car is already there!"
"What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?Never lick the spoon."
"Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? ""For hispanic and for herspanic"""
"Some people have 32 teeth. Others have 10. It's simple meth."
"Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury. When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole."
"Give a man a jacket, and he'll be warm for a week. Teach a man to jacket, and he'll stay inside for months."
"If you had sex 365 times in one year and melted the rubbers down to make a tire, what would you call it? A fucking Goodyear! ! !"