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Joke of the Day

"My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder Dad always said he'd accomplice something."

"I went out for dinner tonight... ...and they tried to charge me for salt and pepper! I thought it was condimentary."

"What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine."

"What did the bean say to the other bean? How you been?"

"What do compassion and sex have in common? Without passion it's only cum!"

"A woman met a guy at a bar... ...and asked him what he did for a living. ""I'm a jockey,"" he said. ""But I thought jockeys had to be small,"" she said. ""You're average-sized."" ""This is my day off."""

"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."

"What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."

"Why don't orphans enjoying playing baseball. Because they don't know where Home is."