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Joke of the Day

"Son and Dad Joke Son: Dad, when i look down i have 4 balls. How is that possible ? Dad: I'm fucking your ass, son."

"I've decided to retire on Monday & live off my savings. Don't know what I will do on Tuesday though?"

"I hope death is a woman... That way it will never come for me."

"A spider crawled on my son's hand today. I did what any father would do. I mean, Luke Skywalker seems like a productive member of society."

"Martin Luther King Jr, Gahndi, and JFK walk together into a bar. ""Don't worry,"" they say to the other angels as they dusted themselves off ""the bullets hurt much more."""

"No one eats chocolate in tiny orgasmic bites like the women in the commercials. You shove it in your face hole as fast as you can, then cry."

"I dont downvote It's bad karma."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth."

"If life had a 'CTRL + ALT + DEL' option, you bet your ass I'd be hitting that thing about 14 times a day."

"I wish my car could put its hands in its pockets and whistle when I drive by a cop."