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Joke of the Day

"If life had a 'CTRL + ALT + DEL' option, you bet your ass I'd be hitting that thing about 14 times a day."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."

"[Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say ""tackle"", not ""tickle""."

"I was going to tell a straight joke... Vagina fuck it"

"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the right answer..."

"If women ruled the World, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other."

"What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless."

"I hate being friends with the repo-guy He only comes around when he wants something."

"[creation of bats] God: stretch out that mouse"