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Joke of the Day
"Can you imagine how awesome sprinkles would be if they tasted like anything?!"
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"Birds sure seem pretty stupid until you see pigeon shit on a Hummer."
"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."
"Did you know humans are born with four kidneys? Two of them grow into adult knees."
"Who likes wet cock and hates soggy cereal? A chicken with a water fetish."
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says kok-a-doodle-doo and a prostitute says any-kok'll-do"
"Obama just said that no one is listening to our phones..I wonder if he realizes that the LAST thing we do with our phones is make a call!"
"My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again."
"James Franco is making a movie about lesbian vampires. I'm betting it'll be a period piece."
"BEDSIDE CONFESSION Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: ""I should warn you, Ted: I've got acute angina."" Ted: ""Your breasts aren't bad either."