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Joke of the Day

"I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it."

"Chuck Norris has sex with every woman once a month. It causes a week of bleeding"

"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry it's just a bug that's going around!"

"What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !"

"I could tell you a joke about Bill Murray in Japan; it would be lost in translation."

"a white man and a black man enter a jewelry store black man gets shot"

"WORST THING YOU CAN DO What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"

"What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester? You can pay for the prostitutes using chips"

"I hate when I decide to sleep and my brain goes like ""Come back here! Remember that thing you did, why?"" & we stay up talking about it."

"Thanks but I don't need help in your store or any other store. I've been in a ton of stores. I know how they work."