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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris has sex with every woman once a month. It causes a week of bleeding"
Next Joke
"I went to a pot bar in Colorado this post weekend It was really a seedy joint."
"I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. I wonder how far I can kick this bucket?"
"What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Not going to prison for murder."
"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."
"When I get home from work, I like to pack myself into really small suitcases. I can hardly contain myself."
"What is Vladimir Putins favorite food? Peaches and Krim"
"My wife says she hates domestic abuse So I now do my crunches outside the house"
"When someone says ""The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you"", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me."
"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years, Come on guys I don't have 2020 vision"