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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris has sex with every woman once a month. It causes a week of bleeding"
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"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""
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"What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him."
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"I like stuffed animals. Oven baked with breadcrumb stuffing."
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