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Joke of the Day
"This guy came up to me and told me that he fucked my mom My step dad is weird as fuck"
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"""You can't sleep either?"" Says a voice from under your bed."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination"
"the greatest joke of all time. my life"
"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."
"Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea"
"I got hit in the head with a can of soda today I'm lucky though it was a soft drink"
"Why did the salmon cross the road? To get to the front page"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field"