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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Nicole Simpson and Princess Dianna? Princess Di was killed ~ by a white man ~ in a black car."

"Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet? Because she thought it was Diet Coke"

"Marijuana is not a gateway drug... I have never been smoking weed and thought, ""I know what this needs! Meth!..."""

"I call my dick Ambidextrous Because I fuck girls left and right."

"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... Independent"

"Pretty Punny! What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!"

"What did the Eskimo say to his wife when she suggested a threesome? ""I'm Inuit."" Credit goes to R. Ebeltoft."

"How do tacos fair in a war? They tend to be shells of their former selves"

"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""

"I buy all my guns from a guy that calls himself T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer."