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Joke of the Day
"I buy all my guns from a guy that calls himself T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer."
Next Joke
"What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? Having to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."
"Knock Knock... Whos there? John. John who? *John begins to weep as he realizes his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to a level where she no longer remembers his name.*"
"Whats the difference between a Windows computer and My penis? One has Microsoft and the other is Micro and Soft"
"Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them? To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs."
"I stopped to tie my shoe at the airport and someone reported me as an unattended bag."
"Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days ""Bartender, I'll have an H2O."" His friend says ""Ill have some H2O, too"" His friend dies."
"What would Donald Trump do if he doesn't win the election? He'll start his own brand of ""Government"""
"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."
"Liquids with high viscosity... Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance? They resist Flo."