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Joke of the Day

"What did the Eskimo say to his wife when she suggested a threesome? ""I'm Inuit."" Credit goes to R. Ebeltoft."

"Why is the sea so strong? It has a lot of mussels."

"Fun with wife A man has fun with his wife......."

"John Cena Bum buh duh dum. Bum buh duh dum."

"Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down."

"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. "

"How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw."

"""Look at what came in the mail today!"" ""That damn horny mailman again?"""

"Being Man, a territorial animal, I assert dominance by sending Facebook Pokes."

"Craigslist is useful until you need a list of people named Craig."