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Joke of the Day
"The weatherman keeps saying we are getting a pounding. *Followed*"
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"If you're making out with a Thai girl, what's the first thing you should ask yourself? Am I feeling nuts?"
"gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine."
"*Gandalf rollerblades into the club* ""YO DJ PLAY SOME DIRTY DUBSTE-- *slips on a drink & lands flat on face* ""SCRAP THAT CALL AN AMBULANCE"
"What do you call a guy with diarrhea who just had his father committed to the insane asylum? A crap happy chappy with a slap happy pappy."
"Did you hear the one about the invisible knife? I couldn't see the point!"
"Did you know you can't watch porn on the IPhone 7? Yea they took the jack off"
"So I got a nose job last Tuesday... It's amazing what hookers will do if you tip them. (Original joke)"
"why did the lobster refuse to help anyone else? because he's shellfish"
"All the people upset over same sex marriage didn't seem to mind when Paula Abdul was openly dating a cartoon cat in the late 80s."